Rory's unvarnished truth
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Comic Rory McGrath reveals he had all his toenails painted with the Cross of St George for Five's Rory And Paddy's Great British Adventure (August 14.)
Rory tells me: "They were painted on for a toe wrestling bout. But I had scabs so I couldn't take part.
"That was five weeks ago. And my kids hate it now when I wear sandals - maybe it's time for the varnish remover!"