Rory's unvarnished truth

Comic Rory McGrath reveals he had all his toenails painted with the Cross of St George for Five's Rory And Paddy's Great British Adventure (August 14.)
Rory tells me: "They were painted on for a toe wrestling bout. But I had scabs so I couldn't take part.
"That was five weeks ago. And my kids hate it now when I wear sandals - maybe it's time for the varnish remover!"